Tour Teddy first arrived at the Club in 2009 in Brno, Czech Republic, when he latched onto Luke Siddalls, that year's tour baby. On this tour, like Luke, Teddy 'grew a pair' and has continued to travel on all European tours since.

Teddy moved on to travel with Jim Baillie but now travels on tour with Nathan Mee, the current tour baby.

Name: Teddy "Tour Teddy" Balls

Born: 2009, Swadlincote

Distinguishing Features: 1 more than Jim and Hitler